WATERFIRE


30 October 2015.

So over the summer I spontaneously road-tripped up to Rhode Island (The Ocean State, according to the license plates). August’s last weekend was drawing to a close, and on that fateful Saturday evening I paid a visit to Providence, a city that had occupied a spot on my bucket list for years. The night’s schedule consisted of a single event: Waterfire. It occurs every year, every other weekend, May through October. In the “grand canal” running through the city are buoys and concrete boxes holding metal baskets filled with logs to be set on fire after the sunset. That night, the sun disappeared over the horizon at 7:26 p.m., and as darkness descended, the log-filled boats began to glide over the water to light the firewood.

The show began immediately after the sun set: a biker gang, riding two by two, drove down the street across the canal as the crowd watched in awe. There were maybe 50 altogether, with a lit up miniature car trailing the motorcycles--it was as small as a clown car but as modern and ultracool as a maserati with LED blue and red lights, causing it to glow from the inside out.

As darkness descended upon my corner of the universe around eight, the music began to play and the boats began their rounds. The omnipresent sounds echoing from the high-quality speaker systems were a pleasing motley of Native American tribal tunes, Latin American tango, Italian opera, and the occasional Celtic bagpipe.

The first boat to arrive on the scene was named Prometheus--and on the bow of the small vessel stood a Native American man, head shaved to the point of reflection, with a long braid extending past his waist and protruding from the sole un-bald spot on the back of his shiny scalp. The man was like a circus performer--in his black gloved hands he held two long chains with flames at the ends that he proceeded to spin in various directions as the music intensified--a spectacle, truly. He didn’t wear a shirt, but his pants were perfect for the occasion: black, with a reddish-orange flame design on each leg, the “fire” extending from the hem to just below the knee.

At the stern of Prometheus stood a woman, accompanied by a five-person crew and thousands of cut up logs awaiting their blazing destiny. The entire crew was clothed in black from head to toe; they disappeared into the darkness upon departure from the flames, which added a unique mystique to the entire event. Twelve blocks of concrete protruded confidently in a single-file line from the water, with metal rods piercing through the center of each square; fastened firmly atop the rods were metal baskets filled with foot-long logs leaning against each other to form pyramids. The man with the swinging flames lit each one of the pyramids and the fires slowly crackled to life amid pops and explosions and flying sparks and embers. Every 40 minutes (more or less) Prometheus circled back and added fresh lumber to the baskets, rekindling the flames that gently sent waves of heat towards the crowd.  

Prometheus wasn’t the only vessel swimming across the canal. In my bridged-off section was a pair of gondoliers and their respective gondolas, paddling back and forth along the canal, ducking as they passed underneath the pedestrian Venetian-esque bridges. Even the gondoliers looked Venetian: one wore a shirt with black and white stripes while the other bore the same, but with red and white. The men were long and thin, donned in black pants and shoes as well as straw hats with red satin ribbons tied around the base; not a single detail was overlooked. The gondolier in the black-striped shirt was my personal favorite: along with his red-ribboned hat, his attire consisted of thick-rimmed black glasses (probably Ray Bans) and a boyish and youthful smile.

Small passenger boats also helped fill the space, and these were filled with everyday people that wanted VIP passes. The funny part is that the majority of passengers were over 60 (because only old people have enough money to enjoy the paid luxuries of life). The (young) crowds along the canal were seated wherever they could find an empty space, from benches to decorative concrete slabs to whatever other open spots they could find. I was one of the lucky ones that found an opening on the raised concrete bench right in front of the fence that, on a regular day, barricades the crowds from the water.

Every once in awhile a boat with a unique passenger would swim by--the passenger was a man dressed in black and white, hunched over like a witch. Except he wasn’t a witch: he handed out beautiful carnations with notes attached to whatever patrons he came closest to as his small black vessel circled its rounds.

Among the many interesting things I saw that night were the human statues: volunteers were dressed to the nines in strange costumes, from all-white to witches and wizards to gargoyles. They remained still for some time but every once in awhile, when a tourist came around looking to take a picture in front of them, they would move ever so slightly: the woman in white would extend an arm around around the subject and smile discreetly; the gargoyles would place a hand on the top of the fearless child’s head; the wizard would tilt his head and lift his wand. As I stood a small distance away from one of the gargoyles to snap a shot, he suddenly looked in my vicinity and jumped down from the fountain ledge, causing me, and maybe one other person, to scream in fear. Then he trudged around the area for a minute or two before returning to his post, but my heart was racing and I was still terrified for half an hour after that. To calm my nerves, I wandered around the area; I bought a Doughboy, sprinkled enough powdered sugar and cinnamon on it to feed a small army, and sat down near a miniature courtyard opened up for tango dancers.

The tango dancers weren’t what I expected when I saw the night’s itinerary: I assumed the couple would be young, lithe, and intensely powerful. Instead it was an older couple, moving slowly to the music, but still moving with ease and rhythm. The woman had her black hair cut into an angled bob, with red and white flowers tucked in; she wore a white top and a royal red skirt with sparkly heels. The man had on a suit to match: white jacket, red dress shirt, white bow tie, a red ascot in the breast pocket; he wore black pants and shoes, a contrast to his white hair, dark eyebrows, and light gray goatee-beard mix. In the background stood the man with the swinging flames, balancing on a board between two fence rails on a concrete island in the middle of the canal. I was mesmerized by the flames, spinning spinning spinning faster fasterfaster s l o w e r faster as he made circles with his arms, then swung the fire crossbody, then spun it fastest to extinguish the flames altogether.

Later on I wove my way through the crowds to the other end of the event; as I walked closer to the center of the city, the canal opened up into a circular lake-type thing where the number of boats was more concentrated. I enjoyed watching the various vessels swim around like guppies, and I noticed others named after Greek gods: there was one called Phoebus, after Phoebus Apollo, which made me think back to the Prometheus that I’d originally seen. And then I made a connection, which may or may not be an actual explanation: Prometheus was the boat that the entire event began with, and the god Prometheus is renowned for giving mortals the ultimate gift of fire. And I smiled, and continued to sit and stare and admire the diverse Providence skyline (each skyscraper is different, and it creates a unity I’d never seen before), the perfect weather, and the synchronicity of it all. The night was magical; it was an altogether out-of-planet experience, and I’ll never forget it.

August 29, 2015: I thought I’d seen it all, but clearly I hadn’t. Providence, I love you.

A Recent Realization


28 May 2015.

So lately I haven’t felt like writing much. Maybe it’s due to a lack of inspiration, or a lack of interesting subject matter. But I’ve been inappropriately lazy these past few weeks and it’s actually kind of getting out of hand. As I was scrolling through my email a few minutes ago, an idea finally--finally--came to mind. I’m going to discuss body image, in my own words, and in my own world. What I have to say doesn’t necessarily have to apply to anyone else. This is for me, because writing out my feelings is just as effective as screaming them to the world.

Like most girls, I’ve never exactly had a positive body image of myself growing up. I was the D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) from an early age. Or at least that’s the label I gave myself. The feelings of fatness fluctuated (try saying that three times fast) over the years, but I never really tried to do anything about it because I was scared and lacked proper motivation. Then, one day, during the spring break of my freshman year of high school, a switch was flipped in my brain. Something had clicked, and I decided I was going to be healthy: I would become a runner and eat more fruits and veggies and pay more attention to my surroundings. Within three months, I had lost twenty pounds and could run a mile in six minutes. And I’d never been happier. I went to Europe that summer and everyone in my family commented about how remarkable I looked, how thin I looked, and I was on cloud nine. I was 5’5” and 121 pounds, the skinniest I’d ever been and will ever be. From that vacation on, I’d adopted a newfound confidence that helped me make new friends and maintain my relationships with the girls who’d been there from the start.
 
I’m a junior now, and in that one year between freshman year summer and sophomore year summer, I’d gained about ten pounds. And I wasn’t happy about it. But there wasn’t much I could do about it either. If I didn’t eat, the weight stayed on; if I did eat, the weight stayed on. In my mind, it was a lose-lose situation. And it was a nightmare--I was no longer the little twig I was only 365 days prior.

Then I was asked to prom by one of my friends; he’d planned the entire promposal himself and I never even saw it coming. Of course I said yes, if nothing else because I got a beautiful bouquet of wine-red roses out of it. (Just kidding, I’m not that mean!) That was this February.

So I started shopping for dresses. At the first store I found two I liked; but neither did I buy because I wanted to think over my decision. My plan was to buy a beautiful gown for a reasonable cost; I was set on finding an A-line ballgown with a high neck and a totally bedazzled beaded bodice, and a low back; I didn’t care what color. As pretty as the other dresses were, that was my vision and I would stop at nothing to get it. The problem was, none of the dresses fit quite right. Sometimes I was a size six, sometimes an eight. Regardless, the size I would have had to buy made me quite unhappy, though I never said anything about it.

The next weekend I went to a second boutique with just as many beautiful dresses as the first. I must have tried on three, and the third one I fell in love with. I had a high neck, it was shoulderless, it had divine lattice beading, and it was black. But it wasn’t right: it was form-fitted, and I felt like a sausage in it, even more so when my mother (no harm intended) mentioned that the back did look rather tight. And it was a size six, and the store didn’t have any left in a size eight. But I didn’t want to be a size six or especially a size eight; I wanted to be a size four. Or a two. Or a zero.

To my mother’s surprise, I winded up buying it. Because you know what? It’s the most beautiful gown I’ve ever worn. I’ve never smiled the way I did when I first looked at myself in the mirror. The imperfections no longer mattered; I set myself the goal to lose a few pounds so I could zip up the back in one go, and my mother went out that week to find me a pair of spandex somethings to wear underneath to flatten out my belly and smooth the remaining lumps and bumps. And let me tell you, the spandex works wonders. Worth every penny.

I was the first of my friends to buy a dress, and I was happy because it was one-of-a-kind and I radiated a special kind of beauty when I wore it. But that happiness was short-lived. One of my friends worked to lose maybe, maybe, five pounds. Maybe. To fit into the dress she ordered online, which was a size four anyway. And you know what? It was loose on her!!!!! About a whole size too big! Talk about discouragement. And same with another friend; her dress is probably a two, and she’s having it altered because it’s too big. And there I was, the elephant sausage woman that barely fit into a six. Ugh.

It’s been about a month and a half, maybe two, since I started yet another new diet regimen; I’ve been eating healthier again and I’ve gone running/to the gym every day or every other. And I’ve lost a whopping...maybe three measly pounds? If that. So there goes that; prom is in a week.

And then I started thinking: why am I doing this to myself? Why am I so angry that I’m 128 pounds? That’s only seven pounds more than two years ago, and the reason I gained that weight is because of puberty. My hips and shoulders got wider because I’m a whole year and a half older. I’m still a work in progress, so of course my weight is going to fluctuate. That’s just natural. I’m no less beautiful than I was when I weighed 121 pounds. I’m smarter now than I was when I was 121 pounds. I’m more experienced now than I was when I was 121 pounds. And I realized, finally, that there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

I can happily say, once again, that I am 128 pounds. That’s 128 pounds of beauty, intelligence, experience, talent, kindness, wit, and love. My weight has no weight on my life; it doesn’t impact my future admission into college, or my future husband, or my future job. Or my future success; if I’m lucky, my cash wallet alone will weigh more than I do.

I know now that I’m still skinny, regardless of what my brain tells me. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a size six, or a size eight, or a size ten or twelve or fourteen. We all have different body shapes and we all have different dietary needs and restrictions. And I feel incredibly shallow when I think back; I was so obsessed with my weight, and I had no reason to be because I am perfect just the way I am. I have my happy days and my sad days, my eat-everything-in-the-house days, and my eat-nothing days, my I-can-do-this days and my I’d-rather-sleep days. At the end of the day we are all human.

I’m still keeping my gym membership, of course, because I do like to exercise and stay in shape. The difference is that now, I’m not going to say no to ice cream.


Letter from the Editor

9 March 2015.
With the start of March, we usher in the coming of spring: life begins anew, the number of cabin fever cases rises, and the countdowns to summer tease us even more with each new day. Daylight saving time hits once again, and though it may be hard to acclimate yourself to waking up in near-darkness, the nights are longer; clearly, summer is approaching.
In the spirit of Anna Wintour (Editor-in-Chief of Vogue, aka my spirit animal and idol), I’ve decided to write a little “Letter from the Editor” of my own. This month’s issue, as always, contains a variety of articles from our awesome staff. Many major controversies in today’s world are touched upon, from equal rights, feminism, and the struggles of shopping for plus-sized people, to the cruelty of animal testing and Monsanto’s genetic engineering. We get a glimpse into the fast-paced world of football and the Super Bowl and reminisce about the commercials and this year’s emotion-provoking theme. We discuss the latest crazes of contemporary society, including the Lush bath bomb craze and what the company is all about, as well as the reincarnated hippie movement known more familiarly as rave culture. Also included are original poetry and photographs from our very own staff. So much time and effort was put into this publication, whether it be this month’s or any other. The staff here at the Silver Scroll is truly one-of-a-kind and I applaud each and every one of our members for their creativity, individuality, and dedication.


In the latest fashion news, I both feel and see a few trends coming on:
  • COLOR PROFILING: RUST One of the hit colors for the upcoming year is a deep, earthy red. Whether it be skinny jeans, a wool cardigan, the latest MAC lipstick, or a new handbag, maroon is a color rising to power as the cold months wear away. It’s one of the colors of 2015, so keep a lookout when autumn returns again!
  • WHITE OUT What’s summertime without an influx of white dresses, pants, and blouses? The Spring/Summer 2015 season brings with it innumerable breathy white boho dresses, the classic white button-down shirt, and the typical pants perfect for wearing on that new yacht.
  • THAT’S SO SEVENTIES Another upcoming trend for the year: throwbacks to the 1970s. Designers are inspired by the big hair, bell-bottomed pants, and fur coats that defined the decade. Fashion always repeats itself, and this is no different!
  • DENIM OVERLOAD If you’ve ever wanted to channel your inner Britney Spears (at the 2001 American Music Awards, that is) and wear denim on denim, now is the chance to do it! So long as it’s tastefully done, feel free to mix and match your favorite jeans and that new jean jacket!

Style Staples

18 December 2014.
Each human is an individual, and for that very reason we all interpret “good taste” in fashion a little differently. Some like drama: bold color splashes and huge accessories are the basics of a woman or man with dramatic taste. Others, on the other hand, gravitate toward a minimalist style: simple colors (black, grey, caramel, white, etc.) and a single defining piece of jewelry comprise their range of taste.
While I may stray toward the ridiculous and wear something not so “in the norm” every once in a while, I am one of the people that does tend to enjoy the simpler things in life. I prefer my basics, and instead to add a twist here or there. I enjoy dressing timelessly regardless of the occasion (school, parties, shopping, or a walk in the city), and my style justifies my interests. I am a girl who feels her prettiest when she is adorned in the barest minimum of colors: black and white.
Recently I have read The Little Black Book of Style by Nina Garcia (totally recommend this for any aspiring fashionista), and it inspired my train of thoughts about my own taste. That’s why I have decided to write about my own style basics.


BLACK JEANS: Something I believe every gal and guy should invest in is a good pair of black jeans. They are a must in my book, a closet staple. Not only do they match with literally everything, but they can dress up or down any outfit. They dress up a concert tee, dress down a bedazzled top, and everything in between! Plus, black jeans are timeless: stores will eternally sell them; it just proves a tough quest to conquer to find the right pair. It took me six years (from sixth to eleventh grade) to finally find the perfect pair of black jeans--ones that are the right length, fit my waist, flatter my figure, and are actually comfortable to wear. My hallelujah moment arrived when I impulsively decided to try on a pair at Forever 21; since finding that divine pair, I regret to say that I have hated all my other pairs of jeans.
DENIM JACKET: Another style staple of mine is the basic denim jacket. In my professional opinion, only one is necessary, so long as it is quality. Denim jackets fit persons of any age, size, gender, whatever. They’re casual and comfortable and not hard to find. Search for one that speaks to your heart, and if it fits where it should and goes with everything (or almost everything--please don’t perform a fashion faux pas by layering denim on denim), then invest! I guarantee you, it is a wise investment for now and years down the road. My mother gave me an Izod denim jacket for Christmas three years ago and I still wear it to this day!
TURTLENECK(S): Needless to say I adore turtlenecks, since they have their own category in my book of basics (I own approximately eight--but there’s no such thing as “too many turtlenecks”!). At the current moment I am emotionally attached to a 1970s black turtleneck with white contour lines that my art teacher has passed on to me. It fits me to a T and I've never loved a garment the way I love that one. Turtlenecks are also eternally stylish and elegant, and for the most part are always tasteful! The right fit is flattering and classy, and in my opinion looks good on nearly everyone! Just picture this for consolation: Liev Schreiber as John Clark in the 2002 movie The Sum of All Fears: he can pull off a black turtleneck like no other, and he does it just as well as a twenty year old fashion student of the modern day!
LOAFERS: Loafers are actually my number two favorite thing at the moment--they are immensely comfortable and dress up even my laziest outfits. Loafers are also immortal and genderless, and they are sold at any price range, from twenty dollars to two hundred! Not to mention they are also sold in a wide variety of colors and patterns. From cheetah print to velvet indigo to leathery black with a white toe, loafers are the ultimate flat shoe. J. Crew, though it is (in my book) four dollar signs ($$$$--expensive), offers beautiful, quality shoes, and if I could buy them all, I would in a heartbeat.
STRIPED SWEATER: When folks of my generation hear the words “striped sweater”, they immediately think of that one Spongebob episode--I am here to confirm that the lyrics “The best time to wear a striped sweater / Is all the time” ring absolutely true. Regardless of whether you choose black and white, dark green and navy, red and royal blue, or any other color combination, the striped sweater will be on the racks, shelves, and mannequins forever. The best part is that you can walk into any store and, if they have any sense, you will find a nice striped sweater. My favorite one hails from H&M (which is possibly the best store ever, regardless of budget. If the designers wear thirty-five dollar sweaters from H&M, then so can you).
BOOTS: The sun now sets before five o’clock in the evening, and the days are becoming ever more frigid; it is time to pack away the ballet flats and sandals and bring out a hardy pair (or five) of boots. This season I’m obsessed with Doc Martens, even though they’ve been around for decades. Yes, they are a little pricey but you’re not paying for the label--you are actually paying for the quality for once! My white Docs are my favorite boots; they are comfortable, keep my feet warm, and they look positively killer. But it’s not necessary to invest in a pair of Docs or Uggs or any name-brand boots for the season. Quality and style can come at a price cheaper than one hundred dollars--my best bet is always DSW. Another insider tip: if your feet are still cold, but you just can’t part with your favorite boots, then buy a pair of Dr. Scholl’s foam cushion insoles! Cut them to fit your shoe shape, slip them in, and bam!--instant warmth that stays inside the shoe! You’re welcome.
TRENCH COAT: When Burberry first introduced their timeless trench in World War I, it was an instant hit for the soldiers. Trench coats offered practicality and use, and Burberry knew how to produce them in an attractive shape. Since then, trenches have become a must-have in the closets of millions because, let’s face it, they are legit. They protect you from autumnal wind, spring rain, and really everything save the brutal winter (which is why you need more coats than just the one). I might not be able to afford Burberry, but my Banana Republic trench matches the super-expensive designer brand pretty spot on. Plus, at this age, I prefer quality over quantity; I’d rather invest a little more into a nice coat that lasts for years than pay a small sum for a coat made of shambles that is going to unravel at the seams within the season.
THE BAG: Each girl needs an “It” bag that represents her own personal taste. Whatever shape it is--shoulder bag, handbag, tote, clutch, wristlet, etc.--does not matter. Bags are one of the first things people notice, and a bag really defines who you are. A cheap, shoddy bag that you’ve been using for years, whose time to retire has long passed, does not leave a favorable impression. Take my word and don’t buy a trendy bag either--buy something made of good quality that will last a few seasons and can be reworn! My “It” bag is the black Coach handbag I bought myself as a birthday gift this past summer. It’s simple, timeless, cute, and feminine--all things that I aspire to be. But that doesn’t mean everyone’s “It” bag is black and basic. If your heart skips a beat when you see that bright orange Steve Madden shoulder bag, then go for it (just do yourself a favor and only wear it when it actually matches your outfit)! Just steer clear of the ten dollar neon bags made in China and sold on the streets--people see right through those, and they never last.
THE WATCH: For years I have been dreaming of a beautiful rose gold watch, so you can imagine my surprise when I received one for Christmas. Watches are always chic and always in style, and portray a certain elegance and intelligence so long as you know how to read them. My favorite types of watches are men’s watches; they are more or less the same come each new season, and they are massive and stylish. Women’s watches usually change with the trends, but this past year was a good season: big watches were in and you could find a gorgeous one within your budget! While my favorite brands include Michael Kors and Daniel Wellington, I am perfectly content with my New York & Company watch--it’s just as beautiful, but for half the price!


Each item I have mentioned is something that I view as crucial in my closet; but just because I adore rose gold does not mean that everyone needs to go out and spend their money on a rose gold piece of jewelry! These pieces that I hold so near and dear to my heart are effortlessly classy and forever stylish, and prove to be a fantastic foundation for your own personal style. Whether you prefer to layer all your things or show bravado in your wardrobe, these simple pieces will be tremendously helpful to keep in your closet. And if you’re a savvy shopper like me, you can find them at four-dollar-sign stores and one-dollar-sign stores! It all depends on your budget and willingness to invest, but they are great for a rainy day and perfect for that timeless look. With these pieces anyone will be able to take that next step to do greater and better things.  

AP Survival Guide

18 December 2014.
Unrestricted academic warfare, sleep-deprived nights, negative amounts of free time, drifting from friends, slow mental and physical deterioration...welcome to the junior year of an AP student. All of these characteristics have attributed themselves to my life these past few months of school, and there came a time when I just wanted to give up because AP Biology had sucked every ounce of willpower out of me. But then I started thinking about how to improve my school life so that, even though it’s not necessarily always enjoyable, it is tolerable. This is a guide on how I’m able to survive AP classes and still keep my life in check.
STUDY: AP classes are tremendously challenging and there is no way to survive them without allocating some time to studying. Good study habits are a must, so the sooner you find what works best for you, the better. Personally I have a vivid photographic memory, so I find it best to just read and reread my notes multiple times. Others discover that notecards are the best way for information to stick. Some even realize that the best way is to memorize the textbook or watch a plethora of videos to reinforce their knowledge. Whatever it is, if you find a method of studying that is beneficial to your grades and boosts your confidence in your own knowledge, then take it and run with it. It’s crucial.
SLEEP: It’s not always possible to get the recommended 8 hours of sleep every night, but here’s a simple rule of thumb: if nothing else, go to sleep before midnight. This will still allow you about 6-7 hours of sleep, depending on when you usually get up in the mornings, but by going to bed before 12 you will still wake up adequately refreshed. Plus, 6 hours is much closer to 8 than 4 is, and it’s much easier to make up for just a few lost hours of sleep over the weekend, rather than days. An additional note: if you ever feel the urge to take a nap because you are emotionally exhausted or simply can’t keep your eyes open, then do it! You will not regret it and when you wake up you will find that completing homework is also easier.
EXERCISE: Not everyone has the time to work out every single day, but it’s crucial to your health to get a few hours in each week. Exercise is stimulating for the brain and the muscles: not only are you more energized, but a good workout has a positive effect on your mindset. Even if you can only manage to go to the gym or go for a run twice a week—it’s better than nothing!
TAKE BREAKS: Studies have shown that after 1-2 hours of studying, the brain literally cannot absorb any more information. This means it is time for a 15-30 minute break to relax your mind, grab a bite to eat, or organize your thoughts. Breaks are enormously beneficial to both studying and working in general because they increase your efficiency. Actual experiments have shown that people who take breaks during studying score significantly higher than those who cram nonstop.
DO THE LEAST-TIME-CONSUMING FIRST: I have learned that attempting to work on my longest assignments first is actually detrimental because they take up so much of my time and then I’m freaking out because I don’t have enough time to complete the other. Now I work on my other classes first and start the most lengthy last, giving myself a much smaller timespan. This boosts my adrenaline and I find that I actually finish so much quicker than when I start the tough assignments right away.
SOCIALIZE: Whatever you do, and however much you’re craving to, do not abandon your friends. They will be there for you regardless of how much homework you have and they don’t care if you get a C on that biology test. Friends are the people that make you laugh when you’re in the middle of a mental breakdown, and they’re the ones that force you to go out and have fun and stop worrying about that English test you have in two days. You’ve studied enough, it’s time to leave your books and spend some time with your friends.
EAT WELL: It’s simple: if you eat bad, then you feel bad. Eating well-balanced meals is critical for your well being in stressful times like these. I always eat breakfast because it helps me think; my lunch is just big enough to fill me up but not make me drowsy; my dinner is almost always a fresh, home-cooked meal and I add fruits and veggies to my meals and snacks as supplements. Eating well not only enhances your health and energy for the time being, but it has long-term effects as well: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Literally. I eat an apple every day and I haven’t been sick in years.
TIME MANAGEMENT: Like I mentioned earlier with the homework assignments and the studying, time management is a valuable life skill. Juggling mental and physical health along with a social life and adequate hours of sleep is not easy. But believe me when I say it’s possible. You just have to learn not to procrastinate everything and instead be proactive in your work. If you have 3 assignments due at the end of the week but you have a free night tonight, don’t be irresponsible and waste your night on stupid things. Try to start your assignments or even finish one. You will thank yourself the next day when your teachers assign approximately 6 new assignments, all also due at the end of the week.
BE ORGANIZED: It’s extremely beneficial to be organized because it saves so much time when it comes time to study or look for an assignment you completed weeks prior. I have noticed that when a student has an organized binder/folder/notebook/locker, they’re not nearly as prone to freakouts. If your school supplies are a mess, then so is your life 99% of the time.
REWARD YOURSELF: There’s nothing more satisfying than treating yourself to Chipotle, a night out with friends, or a shopping spree after a tough week. Heck, you deserve it! Rewarding yourself every now and again is a great way to repay yourself for all the work and time you’ve put into your studies, and it’s also a great motivator!
BREATHE: There’s no way to put it in simpler terms. If you feel like you are swamped in an overload of work, then take a step back and breathe. If you don’t know the answer to a cryptic multiple choice question, take a breath and move on to the next one. If you can’t finish running that mile, don’t. Walk the rest of the way. It’s not a big deal. Breathing in precious oxygen is literally critical to life, remember that.
TAKE A PERSONAL DAY: Your grades are important, but your health is even more so. If you have 7 assignments and a test tomorrow but for tonight you’re freaking out, crying, screaming, and undergoing mini seizures, then don’t go to school. I can’t stress it enough: if you are incapable, do not go to school. You can hand in those assignments when you get back the next day. You can arrange to make up the tests as soon as possible. Nothing—and I repeat, nothing—is more important than your well being. Would you rather get a C on that test and be done with it, or suffer for a week in the hospital because you have brought onto yourself a psychiatric illness? The choice is yours.
LAUGH: Laughing your way through life is healthier and easier than stressing and getting worked up over the little things. I can’t go five minutes without laughing at a corny joke in class; frankly, it’s painful for me not to smile. Amiability is key to surviving AP classes: you need to learn to enjoy the little things in life, like dropping your phone on the floor in the middle of a lecture or someone stating a mindless comment that makes no sense whatsoever. When you enjoy school, it’s so much easier—really. Having a constant source of happiness is a privilege and a necessity and you shouldn’t trade it for anything.
Now I realize that my list of tips is incredibly long and time-consuming to read, but each of these things attributes to my own survival of high school thus far. If you find something else that you find to be dire for survival, then that is fantastic. It’s all about shaping your high school career to fit the mold you’ve always dreamed of. While there is still a certain amount of unrestricted academic warfare, I no longer suffer from the sleepless nights; I can allow myself to spend an evening reading or hosting a movie marathon and still maintain strong friendships with my favorite gals; I am mentally sound and physically fit. It’s the most stressful year of my life, and I’m coping with it quite well.

The "Knight" of Mr. Sterling


5 November 2014.
The Tuesday of Spirit Week brought with it the Mr. Sterling competition--a fierce competition between twelve of Sterling’s finest senior knights to be crowned the victor. (It could also be seen as a manly pageant, as the rules draw clear parallels to other pageants such as Miss America.)
The night begins with the dimming of the lights, and the twelve knights join forces for a synchronized dance number to impress the audience as well as the judges. It is always wildly entertaining, even for the contestants themselves!
Next, the agenda calls for each contestant representing a specific month of the year; he must come out and give a simple statement about that month, and it is crucial to be creative.
Mr. January -- Thomas DiPaolo
Mr. February -- Ryan Smith
Mr. March -- Dean Troilo
Mr. April -- Paul McGroarty
Mr. May -- Tony Fedoriw
Mr. June -- Sean Macpherson
Mr. July -- Jonathan Glimp
Mr. August -- Darius Coppage-Belt
Mr. September -- Mike Ivins
Mr. October -- Liam Fisher
Mr. November -- James Carman
Mr. December -- John Macaluso

Afterward, the contestants must display a talent, and the acts usually range from the typical to the strange. Thomas DiPaolo sang the country song “Cowboys and Angels” and Ryan Smith performed his own version of “Honorable Mention”, in the end shining the spotlight on his best friend. Dean Troilo performed an entertaining dance skit with a number of crossdressing guys and girls. Paul McGroarty gave the Super Mario Bros. a new twist, and it was one for the books; that performance is something I’ll never forget. Tony Fedoriw helped heat up the auditorium by dancing to a compilation of different songs alongside friend (and Homecoming Queen) Sharon Tang. Sean Macpherson slowed down the action by singing his own rendition of the song “Dead or Alive” with his father (Sterling Geometry teacher Mr. Macpherson) playing the guitar; both men also wore over exaggerated ten-gallon hats. Jonathan Glimp performed a dance routine with two friends, and Darius Coppage-Belt followed suit by co-rapping an original song with a comrade close by. Mike Ivins, with the help of another one of Sterling’s ladies, performed an interpretive dance to the hit “Chandelier” and Liam Fisher followed with a tribute to Drake & Josh by dancing to the renown song “Soul Man” with one of his own cronies--tux, hat, shades, and all. James Carman came out on stage under the impression that he would sing “American Idiot” and play the guitar, but a last-minute change led him to sing a beautiful opera song. John Macaluso ended the night with his own tribute to the movie Napoleon Dynamite and dancing all by himself on stage exactly the way Dynamite did in the film.
From there, the show moves on to its formal wear portion, where the men dress up in their nicest evening attire and give their arm to a lady knight to hold...and you can’t forget the lovely flower arrangements that the girls receive as well!
The end of the night brings three finalists who are chosen to answer a question, each question being something different. The first finalist, opera-singer James Carman, was asked how he would represent Mr. Sterling if he won. Basically, his answer was that he would continue to be himself and be an outstanding individual. The next finalist, John Macaluso, was asked what his favorite two things about Sterling were; the answer that melted the hearts of the audience included that he transferred to Sterling in the middle of the year and he was awed at how welcoming the students and staff were. The third and final finalist was Tony Fedoriw, who was asked what his best experience at Sterling was. He stated that he was tempted to say something about volleyball, but then decided to go against it and declared instead that it was joining the varsity soccer team: this year, the boys’ soccer team became the Conference Champions for the first time in 28 years.
Ultimately, a new Mr. Sterling is knighted based on his overall score, and the People’s Choice is declared at that time as well. The People’s Choice this year was a surprising tie! The honor was split between Ryan Smith and Paul McGroarty. Mr. Sterling himself, however, was awarded to John Macaluso.
All of the contestants did a wonderful job, and an extra congratulations to John--have fun, and make our school proud!

Monochrome Monomania

30 October 2014.
If you’ve been shopping recently (for clothes, that is) then you’re bound to have noticed the latest fad in the fashion world: monochrome. Blacks, whites, and greys are making a strong comeback this autumn, attempting to pull some of the attention from the eye-popping hues of summer. I have sorted through endless clothing racks, sifting through shirts like there’s no tomorrow, only to find that the majority 90% of what falls into my hands is monochrome (the minority 10% being last season’s trends--now on clearance).
As my mother so brusquely puts it… “WHY?” Some (inadvertently hinting to my mother) are appalled by the seemingly dreary garments found in every store and its respective storefront. Plastic mannequins are covered in seemingly simple pieces: for instance, crisply-tailored black pants, a timeless striped shirt with black blazer to cover, and a dazzlingly glossy pointy-toed Oxford shoe are combined for a chic work look (add a bold, chunky sparkly diamond necklace and you’re good to go from work to play!). Inside the store, there is a shocking variety from which to chose: from stripes to checkerboard prints to basic single-toned sweaters, it’s an all-you-can-buy buffet of grayscale!
What can I say besides “It’s fashion”? Because it is. Look through any fashion-related magazine printed in the last three months and you will be bombarded by the lack of color on the pages. It’s as though we’ve abandoned the contemporary world of beautiful color and miniscule detail to travel back into the past, into a seemingly simpler place where black and white images reigned supreme, simply because there was no other option! Advertisements range from Coach to Andrew Marc to Simon to Chanel, each portraying their effortless class and typical spot-on style and sensibility.  
Once again, the question ultimately boils down to the W-word: “Why?” To put it frankly, it’s business. In our wonderful capitalistic world, businesses are free to do their own...to an extent. Designers are constantly spewing out new ideas, pushing out the old, in order to make a living (by doing what they love, of course!). If the same trend spanned over more than one season, then the market would decline--everyone and their mother would own what’s in style, and what’s the point of having more than one of the same item? There would be no need to buy anything because the same old, same old is actually still seen as new.
Some like to say their fashion sense is their own (inadvertent hint to myself), and that they simply have a sixth sense for these things. Others, however, will willingly (or grudgingly) admit that they are influenced by things they see on the internet, on various social media sites--which is perfectly acceptable! And it’s inevitable: the latest and greatest trends of many young celebrities include wearing black, white, or some lackadaisical combination of the two. I’ve seen plenty of girls post pictures of their daily monotonous outfits. Once I noted a young British girl who decided to pair a soft grey plaid pant with a razor-sharp striped sweater--thick, black noir base with thin and delicate ceramic white horizontal stripes--only to pull it off marvelously. I’ve seen girls and boys alike coat themselves in black, from their hats and necklaces all the way down to their socks and shoes--and I certainly see how it makes such an impression on others; they pull it off to a T! (It also helps that black is, indeed, a very slimming color.)
Then there are the fashion magazines, as I’ve mentioned earlier: if Vogue says black is in, and Louis Vuitton and Chanel are backing up the claim, then the masses are presented with an extremely limited pool of options. Ultimately, most wind up jumping on the bandwagon and following the trend, the more fortunate going so far as to spend $690 on a black Kim Haller wool-blend pullover.
But honestly, is it too much? Monochrome is definitely taking over for the fall/winter season, but are we over-indulging ourselves with the bleakness? In my personal stylistic opinion, a bold pop of color is critical to make this fad work. And frankly, that little pop of color can include just about anything: burgundy nails, a stunning red lip, a fun, brightly-colored hat, an attention-grabbing piece of jewelry, or even patterned socks to show a quirky and playful side (and if the sock is done right, you sure look like you have your life together, even in a professional environment)!
In the end, the issue is a toss-up; the designers have expressed their stance, and the rest of the world has shown their approval. As the age-old adage goes, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” And so we shall.